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I am not a hard on.
But I still think you're hot. *leers*
Created on 2006-06-26 18:36:35 (#10537149), last updated 2006-10-02
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Basic Info| Name: | The guy who's a beast in bed (call me!). |
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BioHi. I decide who the infamous Harry Potter thinks is hot or not. I also tell him when he should turn people into jelly. The ladies really just use him to get to me, though. Who would blame 'em? I'm hot as hell, don't deny. It's a well-known fact that I'm an absolute beast in the sack. *sizzle* Hit me up if you wanna have a good time, babes. Bring all your friends. Except the ugly ones.
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Just a side note: Sometimes I get carried away, and end up eating (literally) the people I have the hots for. Don't worry, you'll know if I think you're sexy enough to be eaten by me. ;)
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Just a side note: Sometimes I get carried away, and end up eating (literally) the people I have the hots for. Don't worry, you'll know if I think you're sexy enough to be eaten by me. ;)
ConnectInterests (27):
3==, being possessive, blonds, brunettes, conga dancing, dancing hair, eating, first year girls, gettin' crunk, getting what i want, hot boys (but you shouldn't know that), hot girls, leering at the hotties, mouthy show-offs, my pimp cup, partying it up, purring (so sexy right?!?!), redheads, roaring at the hotties, sex sex sexxx!!!!, shake that monkey/laffy taffy/etc, shiny (not greasy) hair, sniffing the air, turning people into jelly, wet dreams, wet dreams that turn into reality, yaye nice-looking asses
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