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The guy who's a beast in bed (call me!).
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[Oct. 1st, 2006|06:13 pm] |
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My, my. *purrs* Wasn't this a fantastic read. Don't you agree, Harry? |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|03:11 am] |
IF YOU SEE MY BODY ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, RESTRAIN IT IMMEDIATELY AND CONTACT DRACO OR MYSELF AND TELL US. DON'T DO ANYTHING TO IT AND DON'T LET IT DO ANYTHING TO YOU.
I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I CHANGE BACK OTHERWISE.
(Note: He wasn't seen wearing any clothes last time anyone saw it, so if you see someone with blonde, curly hair and who is naked, it's probably him.)
OH MY GOD HE ESCAPED HOLY FUCK. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2006|10:53 am] |
You're all idiots.
Potter, you're the biggest idiot of all. You bargained yourself for me? That's precisely what I did so that Draco could turn back. I gave her my consent. The reason why I'm not turning back is probably because I've signed something for this!
Besides, we don't need some bloody bargaining circle. My waiver's only supposed to last for twenty-four hours! It's already been at least nine. I'm sure someone can have just keep the stupid beast away from anything that's got a hole and it would have all be just fine. But how the hell this thing got all the way to Japan on these legs is a mystery to me.
Of course, it seems like it's already too late. Though if you haven't signed anything official, I'd suggest you pull out of whatever thing you're in right now, Potter. AND HELP ME IN A MORE REASONABLE WAY INSTEAD. Then again, Gryffindors aren't that smart, are they. Now I'm still trapped in this body and you -- you are -- I don't even know what you're supposed to be doing.
Someone explain this situation to me. What has Potter gotten himself into? I suppose I should try to be helpful.
And no, I will not be answering any questions about how it feels like in this thing's body. I have this urge for flesh every so often. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2006|09:07 pm] |
LJ Awards Meme
Why, hello there, all you hotties. *leers* I bet you've all missed me and my fantastic skills in bed, haven't you? Well, never fear. The guy who's a beast in bed is back (after having had a great time with some brunette that I met in a pub), and he brings a meme to you all!
There are 40 categories, and to vote, you're to comment either anonymously or publicly. You can vote for more than one person (this includes yourself) in the same category, but if I find out that you voted for them more than once, then you're up for a spanking from me. ;) Feel free to make entries asking others to vote for a certain somebody in threads.
Only reply to the threads that I make, or else that'll also call for a spanking. *purrs* I'll disable the comments once there's enough votes and then tally.
AND DON'T FORGET TO SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY, BABY. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2006|12:07 pm] |
HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know? But I get it. Harry's trying to save Draco for me. Good boy. *purrs* Oh, and he doesn't have to stay with those fatasses anymore.
Anyway, feel free to shake it like a polaroid picture all night long here. Draco's place is excellent for bondage, by the way. There's - ahem - pumpkin juice, cake, chocolates, and much more ready for your eating. I'm kind of looking forward to seeing Shishido Ryouko lick ice cream off of Choutarou.
[ ooc: READ THIS POST BEFORE COMMENTING, PLEASE. THANK YOU. ♥ ] |
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[Jul. 28th, 2006|07:50 pm] |
"One True Pairing" ship: Harry/Draco.
"One True Threesome" ship: Harry/Draco/me. ;) Or Harry/Momo/Draco. Harry/Draco/Shishido? It's all good. That Harry/Draco/Narcissa kiss was sizzlin', too.
"Canon" ship: Me/Oishi! We should roleplay next time, Oishi baby. I'll bring the schoolgirl outfits.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Me/Blaise. I STILL DON'T SEE YOU SHAKIN'.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Draco/anybody besides Harry. Because Harry would probably go emo and kill himself, and that wouldn't be so good, because then I couldn't watch him have sex with Draco.
"You are one sick bastard" ship: I don't discriminate! I'm open to anything!
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Nothing I like is sick! I only like tasty things.
"I dabble a little" ship: Ron/Draco. It's really hot, but Harry is a possessive little bitch and won't let them have sex. Hmph.
"It's like a car crash" ship: Shishido/Draco. Hatesex is really, really hot.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" ship: Harry/Shishido.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" ship: Fuji/Draco. God, isn't the thought alone orgasm-inducing? *_*
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: I feel it all, and I'd like to feel you.
( SHAKE THAT MONKEY TO SEE THE REST. ) |
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[Jul. 4th, 2006|06:12 pm] |
WHO ELSE THINKS THAT DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER SHOULD SHAG?
Harry needs to get laid, and Draco has a mighty fine laffy taffy.
I am also willing to take suggestions for any other candidates for Harry's future love interest(s). |
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